A burner gmail account amassed a few years' worth of spam emails. Over 400 of the most lascivious were resized onto card stock to fit inside a vintage Rolodex. Flip through scores of attempts to scam the unsuspecting with promises of love, overt sexuality and long distance friendship. And all in the broken English we've come to expect from Eastern Bloc phishing scammers. Sadly, none of these emails were responded to, so these empty offers of love and lust remain unrequited.